you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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