she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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