Pregnant stripper...not hot.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The air was thick with penises
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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