At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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