I bet he comes in French.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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