is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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