I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you win again, gameday.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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