Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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