They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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