Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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