But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize
