i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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