i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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