You work out of a Hotel?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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