You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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