Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
His hands were made for my vagina.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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