Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He shit in the fireplace
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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