Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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