I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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