"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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