do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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