Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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