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Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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