Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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