Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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