Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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