People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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