its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My bed smells like the plague
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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