She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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