i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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