I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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