I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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