She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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