All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
love makes seman taste better
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You made out with two different species that night
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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