I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize