if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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