508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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