North Korea, Best Korea!
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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