I'm going to jail i love you
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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