yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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