Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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