Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Randomize
