Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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