Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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