it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Watching her eat just hurts me
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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