absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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