The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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