hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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