he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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