Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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