If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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