I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
