I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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